What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What would happen if Trump and Putin make a Ukraine peace deal without Ukraine's consent?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.